Seen in the Sloop

Walking north on the 1400 and 1300 block of Wabash at 8:20am:

First spotting:
Young man with green, thick framed glasses. Styled blonde hair,
tight jeans, scooting down the sidewalk on his razor with
multi-color flashing lights within the wheels. Backback dangling on one
shoulder, one hand navigating the scooter, the other tipping his large coffee up to drink from.

Second spotting:
Crazy man who is always in my alley cleaning something (who knows what) on
old bike slowly peddaling down the street, muttering incoherent phrases and
aimlesly looking around.

Third spotting:
Mother pushing fancy stroller down the street with after picking up some
food down the street. Dressed in tights, big puffy vest and a
colorful knit beany on her head. Baby grinning from ear to ear
for no apparent reason. Mother oblvious to baby's state.

Interesting.